From my window sill

Dear Friends.

It is not often that the Llandovery Theatre Company have a Mayor attend their Trust meeting, but Councillor Pauline Barker, Mayor of Cwmamman with her Consort John Barker, were among the gracious company of friends on Saturday 17th June 2017 at Llandovery Theatre.

Both are long term friends, for John was responsible in 1973 for driving the lorry, carrying the entire home of Simon and Jacky Barnes to Wales and offloading it on a freezing winter night into a small derelict cottage in Llandingat Without – a place so aptly named, as the cottage was without gas, electricity, water or sanitation.  The story of the first year in Wales was later a highly successful Festival play OUT OF THE FRYING PAN.  As the saying goes:  write what you know!

At the gathering The Taming of the Shrew was discussed.  This is the youth film production, and for the last ten years has sat untended in its computer.  John Barker and Chris Thomas investigated the idea of trying to rescue the film from its ‘sleep’ state, and re-edit it.  We have now great hopes of bringing this film back to life under the ministration of these two talented editors.

An interesting career note is that Beshlie Thorp – who plays Katherina in The Taming of the Shrew film, has recently completed four years at the Royal College of Music, and is about to go to the  Bristol Old Vic School to do a drama MA, and before that plays Lady Macbeth in the production of Macbeth in August in the grounds of Cardiff Castle. She first joined us with the Roald Dahl Literacy Workshops at Llandovery Theatre, when she was six!

Recording for the blind!
When Simon Barnes’ book Darkly flows the Taff was published, Richard Booth (King of Hay) read the book to his wife Hope, who is blind.  Hope responded to us saying – ‘we both loved it!’ and suggested that she hoped the book could be recorded, so other blind people could enjoy it.  Subsequently we recorded some excerpts from the book, and we plan to put these excerpts onto the Theatre Web.  But also, you should know, John and Pauline Barker (Mayor of Cwmamman) run a truly wonderful voluntary project: Ammanford Talking News for the Blind, which is distributed free to those who request it.  A disc is recorded monthly with news and editorials,  and we hope that excerpts of Simon’s book could be put on disc for the newspaper.

Discussing the future
Many ideas flowed, and it was agreed that in order to establish professional and community theatre activities on a regular basis, we needed to bring in new talent, and for that, of course,  we would need finance.  We are, therefore, embarking on a social media journey, and I, Horatio Nelson, will be at the helm.  Aiming to publicise our wonderful Theatre facilities world wide, and to enable us to make new friends  – we have set up a Twitter account – Horatio Theatre Cat @Llandotheatreco and Instagram – (horatio_theatrecat), so friends, artists and actors can contact us easily.

1993 – Rhodri Morgan M.P. opened the new bookshop and library at the Theatre.  He wrote in our visitors book:  ‘Little acorn but watch this space’.  Yes, our oak tree is now growing apace – and we are looking forward to a good and prosperous future with the help of new friends and theatre lovers. Long live Llandovery Theatre!

Horatio Nelson – theatre cat.

More thoughts from my window sill…

Dear Friends,

I have been wondering!    It is not often that life echoes fiction, but it almost did, for us theatre folk, on June 8th!

Blind Choice OR Would you vote for a man who wore make-up?

Some years ago the youth Company at Llandovery Theatre performed one of our plays – Blind Choice or Would you vote for a man who wore make-up?  a political satire on the spin of politics.  An election is looming – and in order to appeal to the younger voter, the Conservative Party set up a TV programme complete with Spin Doctor and young ‘glamorous’ Agent, and present three young candidates – who are ‘grilled’ on their aims and beliefs.   At the end, the viewing audience vote, via their screens, as to which chap they would choose as Conservative candidate for Wandsworth West.

Hung Parliament!

Fate intervenes!  A young, unemployed man, Dan Death, wanders into the TV studio, and is mistakenly picked as one of the contestants.  The ‘count’ is rigged, so no-one organising intervenes to correct this, but when it comes to the voting, Dan wins, not by just a few votes, but by a million!

Fast Forward to the Election, the young maverick, resisting the make-overs and ‘grooming’ –  is still his own man, but at the Election count, the two major parties come in with exactly the same number of votes.  Three re-counts, and then the resolution is by the toss of a coin.

The final screen display at the end of the play states ‘HUNG PARLIAMENT!’

I don’t have a vote, being a mere cat.  And though I am not a sooth-sayer, I sometimes have ideas while sitting on my window-sill.  I suggest – as it is likely there could be another election within, say, the next year, you lose no time but go now to your sitting MP and make sure (whatever the party) that he or she is going to support, up to the hilt, the demands for more funding for the National Health and dementia care, and that university fees be abolished.  Add to these three, your needs for good access to primary and secondary schools, without asking children to travel hundreds of miles a week, this could and should be the responsibility of the County Councils.  So get onto them too!

Questions that need answers!

As I come to the end of my letter, news is flooding the airways of the terrible inferno at Grenfell Tower in London, with such a tragic loss of life, and reports maintaining that the cause of the spread of the fire was because the cladding on the exterior of the building was not fire retardant.  Are there tower blocks in Wales constructed using such cladding?  The answer may well be – YES!    All should be checked and dealt with today, now, without waiting for any Public Enquiry.

From my window sill

Dear Friends,
As the song goes – June is busting out all over…

This month of June, our team at Llandovery Theatre – our Trustees, Actors, Artists, Writers and Friends will be meeting to discuss and mull over plans for the coming year.

History
It was an evening of 1975 – Simon and Jacky Barnes were sitting in the kitchen in their house when there was a bang on the front door.  A very loud bang!  Opening it, they discovered four young men!  Was this a delegation from the Welsh free army, they wondered?!

The four lads entered the small kitchen – ‘Heard you are actors’ one said – ‘we’ve come to ask if you would consider directing us – the Llandovery Young Farmers –  in the All Wales YFC drama competition?’  (So not the Welsh free army!)

The play chosen that night was OH WHAT A LOVELY WAR, the brilliant anti-war script from Joan Littlewood’s Theatre in Stratford East, London – Theatre Workshop – later made into a film, directed by Richard Attenborough.  For the Llandovery Theatre Company it was the start of work with community and youth drama projects that would last over 40 years!

Llandovery Theatre Company
We are here to support and develop your performance dreams.  We work in a building, recently described in a Review on Amazon of What Country Friends is This? as ‘possibly the most beautiful small Theatre and Arts Centre in the kingdom’.  Yes, it is beautiful – it is your Theatre, it is a Theatre for everyone!

Interested?  Like to be involved?

Follow us on the Llandovery Theatre Face Book, or Theatre Web Page, and contact us to let us know your ‘dreams’.

Read all about us!

What Country Friends is this? is the Theatrical Memoir of Simon and Jacky Barnes, and the building of the Llandovery Theatre. It is available via Amazon, in paperback and ebook.

Find out about us!  It is a good read for a summer afternoon!

Horatio Nelson

P.S.  This picture is of me sitting in a deckchair being photographed – somewhat against my will.  I was a very inexperienced young cat in those days, and not yet used to ‘theatricals’.

Horatio

From my window sill

Kind friends,

The adventures and misadventures of being a writer are numerous.  I know, because my Thespian writes books as well as plays and has just published her first novel, and we were expecting to receive the first shipment from the USA (that is where the book is printed).  We are given the date of arrival, and I am alert on my window sill to advise her when I hear the van arrive.  It was a long wait, a very long wait, and to tell the truth I was exhausted with watching and waiting, and the wait continued for the next four days – nothing arrived.  Where was her ‘child’ she kept asking!  4th day contact with USA revealed that the shipment was untraceable – lost!

LOST IN TRANSIT!
Jacky was not best pleased.  She began to talk of hi-jack and that the Americans didn’t know where Wales was. and had probably sent her novel to Patagonia!  We were now to await another shipment, and I was back on my window sill as ‘look out’ while Jacky paced the house muttering unprintable oaths against all carriers of books. Clearly she was now convinced it was a conspiracy.  Maybe Donald Trump had issued an edict that all newly published books leaving the States should be scrutinised for any un-American dialogue!  A title with the words ‘vigil’ and ‘death’ and ‘innocence’ was probably the trigger for suspicion.  But the book is a ‘peace’ novel, and anti-war – and the title page has an image of an ivy crucifixion – (detail from Simon Barnes’ painting in the Theatre Art Gallery).  By now she was quite paranoid, and I had to give her a good talking to, advising patience.

THE ‘BOOK LADY’!
Seven more days, and the second shipment arrived.  She greeted the carrier with some suspicion, but he was friendly enough, saying she was known to him as ‘the book lady’. Well that’s a new title for her for sure, though as she had never met this carrier before – it did seem strange to both of us!  However, we now have copies of  VIGIL FOR THE DEATH OF INNOCENCE and can confidently announce that it is available in paperback or as an ebook via Amazon, or via Jacky if you can get her to part with any of them.

 VIGIL FOR THE DEATH OF INNOCENCE

VIGIL FOR THE DEATH OF INNOCENCE

Jaqueline Harrison Barnes 

HE was a soldier, had fought in wars, had killed, yet he had the gift of healing.
HE was a doctor, trained to heal, to save life yet failed in the one great test.

TWO MEN from different worlds, one black, one white, collide in a car crash.
At that precise moment, as their two lives are irrevocably intertwined,
the security cameras in the Tower of London, watching the Royal Regalia, show
an image of a circlet of thorns beside the Royal Crown – and start to send out to
the world, messages of love and pleas for peace that cannot be stopped.

A political adventure! A weak and bankrupt Government intent on unleashing the ‘dogs of war’ versus a small group of ‘innocents’ who cross their path with a miracle. 

Horatio Nelson says: please go to the Llandovery Theatre Facebook Page or Llandovery Theatre web page for all information on new writing and publications.

 

Celebration launch of the Theatre Memoir – “What Country Friends is This”

Dear Friends and Theatre lovers,

Lwcfit Coverlandovery Theatre Trustees and Actors are proud to announce the celebration launch and publication of the Theatre Memoir – WHAT COUNTRY FRIENDS IS THIS?  It tells of the theatrical adventures of Simon and Jacky Barnes, the building of the Llandovery Theatre and the 35 years of creative work produced here with children, community and professional actors.

The date:   Saturday September 17th

The time:   1.30 for 2 p.m.


The place: On stage at Llandovery Theatre
with the author Jacky Barnes and fellow Trustees 

If you have been part of the Llandovery Theatre Company, you are certain to find yourself in this Memoir; if you are new to our Town, and would like to hear our story, then Saturday, September 17th is the day for you to make your first visit and discover the past, the  present and the future of our lovely Theatre.

Contact us by email or via the Llandovery Theatre web site messages, and let us know if you would like to join us for the celebration, publication and launch of  What Country Friends is this?

I, as Theatre cat, have great hopes for the future success of this book and our beautiful Theatre, and look forward to meeting up with old friends, and welcoming many new ones.

Horatio Nelson  Theatre Cat
www.llandoverytheatre.com
email jacky.barnes@btinternet.com

 

Seeking Past Members of the Llandovery Theatre Company

Dear Friends and Theatre Lovers,

Are you now, or have you ever been in a Llandovery Theatre Company youth, community or professional performance or drama workshop under the direction of Simon and Jacky Barnes – 1975 to 2006?

Were you one of the Llandovery Young Farmers who toured with us to Aberystwyth, through snow and blizzards to reach the Theatre for a performance of Dick Whittington just 3 minutes before curtain up?  Did you also act in Under Milk Wood and Oh What a Lovely War? Were you in the Roald Dahl Literacy and drama workshops in 1997/78? Did you perform in David Copperfield, The Old Curiosity Shop, Jane Eyre, Ring of Roses, The Pied Piper – at the Llandovery Theatre and Festivals?

Did you attend evening drama workshops with Simon and Jacky, and perform in numerous pantomimes, starting with a musical play Long Live Love? Did you perform in Romeo and Juliet, Twelfth Night, The Taming of the Shrew?

Did you help us decorate the Art Gallery naming it The Anne Marie Griffiths Gallery? And most importantly, were you one of the workers who helped us build the theatre 1975 – 1996?

If you were any one of these amazing people, then you are most cordially invited to join us on Saturday September 17th, to help us launch the Theatre Memoir …

WHAT COUNTRY FRIENDS IS THIS? for you will almost certainly find you are included in this most remarkable Theatrical Journey.

I, Horatio Nelson, am myself part of WHAT COUNTRY FRIENDS IS THIS? and also responsible for writing the foreword to the book, so I am able to fully recommend this intriguing and fascinating tale – it is both a love story and a theatrical adventure.

Sincerely – Horatio Nelson

Thoughts from my window-sill!

Dear Friends and Theatre Lovers,

Our chief Thespian is away at present, gallivanting no doubt; so I am writing this entirely on my own. without her looking over my shoulder and trying to manoeuvre the mouse!

We have some splendid plans ahead.  We will be giving readings from Simon’s book: Darkly Flows the Taffand plan to record it.  The reader is James Parry Jones – ex Llandovery College scholar and he played Mercutio in our 1981 Youth Production of Romeo and Juliet, which  also performed at the Sherman Theatre Cardiff.

Then in September we will publish –What Country Friends is this? It is the Theatre memoir of Simon and Jacky Barnes, who founded and ran Llandovery Theatre together for 35 years.

Evening of November 12th.  We are producing a programme of poetry, song and performance Memories of War – timing it as a tribute to those who took part or experienced World War 1 and World War 2.

Do put this date in your diary!

And please remember that every last Friday in the month, the Heart Support Group meets at the Theatre, 2 – 4 p.m. in the coffee lounge,  As the song says: Anyone who has a heart – is welcome to join us.

I wish all a sunny summer, and may only lucky black cats cross your path!

Horatio Nelson, Theatre Cat.  

Theatre Cat supports the saving of the tiny hedgehog…

Dear Friends and poetry lovers,

I write, today, of poetry!  Sometimes, a poem can speak straight to the heart., and I found this poem – on my window-sill – and thought you might like to read it – it has no title!

This tiny creature –
living amongst leaves in the garden, wandered into the night – adventure seeking, looking for a life-time friend perhaps – something, indeed, all creatures need.

But, man is wild, and in the night rides his horse-power furious fast with lights ablaze that dazzle a slow moving creature, so it knows not which way to turn to escape death.

Someone tried to help – they wrote a booklet
so people could read how best to support and save these creatures from an early death.
But, a big mistake was made!

They wrote the booklet in English
and the powers that rule our lives and tell us what we must think and how we must speak refused to allow the distribution of this book from their National Parks – because this is Wales, and Assembly decrees:
Words writ on paper must be Bi-lingual
and in Welsh.

Better to suppress distribution of this English language booklet, than support the endeavour to save the lives of a threatened species –
the tiny hedgehog!

I puzzle again and again at the decisions of these politicians and search in vain for any signs of a heart!

Horatio Nelson – Thoughts from my window sill

STOP PRESS!

Wonderful news: DARKLY FLOWS THE TAFF by Simon Barnes has been given ‘Royal assent!

Richard Booth, King of Hay, read Simon’s book at Christmas, then read it to his wife Hope. who is blind, and they both loved it.  Hope then wrote a splendid review of the book, and sent it to us – here it is:

‘I am blind, so my husband very kindly read this witty and amusing book to me.  Rupert Courtney Morgan is sent by his boss, the Head of the Department of Industrial Espionage, from London to Wales, to investigate the death of a colleague, who has been found dead in his car on the Brecon Beacons.  This is the first mission that Rupert has ever been sent on, so determined to succeed, he decides to emulate James Bond, but unfortunately has none of the gadgets or glamorous women to help him.  Sometimes I laughed out loud.

As the book develops he meets the Tafia (The Welsh Mafia) and members of the Arts Council for Wales who, as the book progresses, become increasingly ridiculous, greedy and malevolent.  Is there a message here? 

Will the SAS be able to help him?

I thoroughly recommend this light-hearted, humorous and well-written murder mystery, and very much hope it goes into an Audio Edition so that other blind people can enjoy it.  Hope Booth.

In addition, Richard Booth, King of Hay, has declared DARKLY FLOWS THE TAFF will be the ‘lead book’ at the King of Hay Bookshop in Castle Street, from now throughout the Spring and Summer, so will be an additional joy to visitors to the Hay-on-Wye famous bookshop town.

Our dream is now to produce the audio book of DARKLY FLOWS THE TAFF,  as Hope has suggested, so if you buy a copy of the paperback – you will not just be having a wonderful read, you will be giving us the means to get this audio produced.

As a cat with one eye only, it would make me very happy to hear Simon’s book being read, while I watch from my window-sill the Winter turn to Spring.

For more wonderful comments on the book, go to Llandovery Theatre web Page and Face Book. Happy reading, and may only lucky black cats cross your path.

Horatio Nelson, Theatre Cat.
Thoughts from my window-sill. 

Darkly Flows the Taff  is now available from The King of Hay Bookshop, Hay-on-Wye and from Amazon.

Horatio Nelson Theatre Cat – From my window sill.

Friends, I am having trouble with my Thespian!Horatio

Since the triumph of publishing Simon’s comic novel Darkly flows the Taff, and the exciting drama workshops she is currently directing – energy is now over-flowing in waves, towards me.

She says she wants ME to have voice lessons, to learn to speak her language.  If I would only learn to say ‘please’ or my name ‘Horatio Nelson’ she tells me, it would be so fantastic, and would bring so much attention to the theatre, and probably lift it out of penury.

I say – (in my language – after all Wales is bi-lingual country) – I say – she and Simon have existed on ‘penury’ quite happily for all the years of my life, why change?

It is a question of good communication – I tell her – I speak in my tongue, and she feeds me – (most of the time!)  In return, I listen to her stories and her plays, and make no adverse criticisms – that is the route to a perfect theatrical relationship – don’t you agree?

For stories about the creative work of Llandovery Theatre and the route to obtaining and reading Darkly flows the Taff  by Simon Barnes  – go to the Theatre Face Book and Web and read my blog, or go direct to Amazon.

Thank you, and a very happy 2016 to everyone!

Horatio Nelson – Theatre cat.

January 2016